Finish an act with both players wearing supersuits. Does my butt look big in this?
Beat the par time for In De-Nile. Holy freholas, that thing runs faster than me!
Produce a level 9 combo. Oh, you again?
Produce a level 6 combo. You asked for it!
Find the Michigan J. Frog trophy. Do the Michigan rag!
Find the Wile E. Coyote trophy. Allow me to introduce myself - my name is mud.
Find the Porky Pig trophy. Gosh, here we go again!
Find the Tweety Bird trophy. Awww, isn’t he a darling little tweety-bird?
Beat the par time for Whack-Tastic Robot-Bash. Whoops, had the silly thing in reverse.
Completed the game! The whole darn shootin'-match!! You'll probably hate yourself in the morning…
Complete chapter 9 - Wackyland. It's simply marrrrrvellous Dali-ng.
Complete chapter 8 - WW1. Holy cats, I've been drafted!
Collect 1,000,000 in coins. Keep the change, Doc!
Complete chapter 7 - Mars. Hugo first, there's an abomin-abale snowperson in here!
Smash 500 Enemies. So, goodbye to you - and farewell to thee!
Used every weapon! ...I cannot fight no more against such genius.
Complete chapter 6 - Egypt. Say `sayonara' to the Sahara!
Find the Road Runner trophy. Rock - falling - what'll I do?
Win a Battle. Wow, that old babe means to do me some serious hoit.
Complete chapter 5 - A Warm Place! Bet you thought you’d finish this one when Heck freezed over?
Complete chapter 4 - Taz World. The derring-doest daringest-duo in the double-blunder Down-Under!
Beat Volcano Way Out without dying. All right that settles it.
Collect 500,000 in coins. I need what little I've got
Complete chapter 3 -Wild West. Give them con-sarned no-good blumding-varmints…
Beat Low Noon in local co-op play. Brother - what a way to run a railroad!
Find the Yosemite Sam trophy. Enter, o seeker of knowledge. That's you, fathead.
Complete chapter 2 - Camelot. (Please Don't Feed The Camels)
Beat Excape of Excalibur in local co-op play. Okay, have it your way!
Beat The Muddy Evil Forest without dying. Ya crazy idjit!
Collect 250,000 in coins. Hmmm, not bad!
Smash 200 Enemies. And I thought this was gonna be a dull day!
Beat The Log Ness Monster in local co-op play. It’s great what you can do with wire and light bulbs?
Complete chapter 1 - Dr Frankenbeans Castle... I love what you’ve done with those cobwebs!
Smash 100 Enemies. Hey - this promises to be fun!
Beat Whack-Tastic Robot-Bash without dying. You are a mental case.
Finish the First Act without collecting any Health. Now who'd go and do a dirty thing like that?
Successfully complete the Tutorial. (By the way - it's more fun if you cheat)
Fully max out each character's Illudium. Aw, don't be so danged literal, Mac!
Beat the par time for Scooterway Scramble! I go take my siesta now.
Produce a level 12 combo. Soives ya right!
Produce an atomic combo level 9. So - you’re the one behind all this…
Produce an atomic combo level 9 online. Adios, you chicken-pluckin little stinker!
Beat an Act online. You may fire when ready, grisly!
Play online with someone who has Bugs' bug. Hooo-weee! Gotta git yourself a hobby!
